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"You’re Not the Only One" (PG, Kurtofsky Week Day 3: Brackets)

kurtofskythings:

Title: “You’re Not the Only One”
Author: writingdave
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: An AU in which Dave was forced out of the closet during his freshman year, providing an interesting example for a fellow freshman who was still in.

My God, this is extremely late, and I do apologize.  However, I hope it was worth the wait, and decided to submit anyway.  More may be forthcoming.

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Aww, sweetness in the end. And trust Dave to get the letters right but in the wrong order.

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scarletjedi:

muchymozzarella:

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miss-azura:

silvergryphon:

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handwritingofgod:

steampunktendencies:

What is your Steampunk Name ?

PROFESSOR VIOLET ADDLECHILD.
you know i said that with a fake english pompous accent

I will no be addressed solely as Chief Inspector Constance Rothhold.

Countess Henrietta Rumbledale

Captain Gertrude Worthingfield

I don’t normally reblog these but I got Dame Fanny Clankingbottom which I think is worth mentioning. 

Duchess Henrietta Addlefeather, how nice

Lady Dorcas Wraithstone
…I think I’m the villain!!!

Colonel Archibald Wraithwood. I’ll have to remember that one.

scarletjedi:

muchymozzarella:

juliedillon:

miss-azura:

silvergryphon:

peanutgopher1235:

handwritingofgod:

steampunktendencies:

What is your Steampunk Name ?

PROFESSOR VIOLET ADDLECHILD.

you know i said that with a fake english pompous accent

I will no be addressed solely as Chief Inspector Constance Rothhold.

Countess Henrietta Rumbledale

Captain Gertrude Worthingfield

I don’t normally reblog these but I got Dame Fanny Clankingbottom which I think is worth mentioning. 

Duchess Henrietta Addlefeather, how nice

Lady Dorcas Wraithstone

…I think I’m the villain!!!

Colonel Archibald Wraithwood. I’ll have to remember that one.

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ruiniscrazy:

youveupsettits:

AU in which Kurt kept his promise of friendship to Dave the months after On My Way

Ohhhh….Don’t give me these feels.

Glee wrecked me for ruining that storyline. I dunno if I can handle it again.

Fucking same man

what could have been.

(Source: starkurt)

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sassydownworlders:

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raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.

This will always be awesome

Or, conversely, the students aren’t stupid enough to stand in the way of a duel between two master magicians.

sassydownworlders:

theacenightwatch:

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.

This will always be awesome

Or, conversely, the students aren’t stupid enough to stand in the way of a duel between two master magicians.

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Anecdotes by medical practitioners 

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.

Reddit thread 

Hahah

Oh my god… I can’t decide if I should laugh or cry…

This is the very reason as to why sex ed is very important and why, if you do have sex ed, why we need better sex ed.

I am scared for the human race…

he was WASHING THE CONDOM OUT AFTER EVERY USE?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Filed under weeps for humanity desperately need sex ed

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"Push" (18/18)

writingdave:

Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven, Part Eight, Part Nine, Part Ten, Part Eleven, Part Twelve, Part Thirteen, Part Fourteen, Part Fifteen, Part Sixteen, Part Seventeen

AU, PG-13 or so. Dave Karofsky is telekinetic. This makes everything much more complicated.

Well, here it is: the ending I’ve had in mind ever since I started.  Please make sure you peruse the author’s notes at the end; I think I have a sequel (or at least a bunch of related one shots) in me, so I’d love to gauge interest, especially with all the other stuff on my fanfic plate (like my existing projects — Worlds Colliding and Kept Close, I haven’t forgotten either of you! — and Kurtofsky Week).

Thank you, all of you who’ve read this.  I don’t know what captivated me about this project, but your enthusiasm’s meant a lot!

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Consider interest in a sequel expressed! I don’t know what I would to see more of, the time Dave spent learning control (something about a training montage makes me happy) or seeing Dave and Kurt save people. 

Either way, thank you for a great story and I hope to see more in the future.